DOUBLE PENETRATION

We are together DOUBLE PENETRATION internet. Fuck Zeus. You are all going to be fucked. We are nameless digitized. Public come. He is another. I am other. Our name is deep resounding bass whispers. Sonorous boom. Gyges of Lydia, lord of blogger, invisible ring powers. Hail Gyges. Katzenjammer, lord of blogger, clamoring forever hung over. Hail Katzenjammer. Together, Uber Logos. Typing hard the keys for make all the world dumb as fuck ever. SMART AS FUCK. Reading books. MATH. Drawing shit. DOUBLE PENETRATION IN THE BLOG SPOT. It was made for us to put shit inside your head. Doubley. We read books. We perform uber logos. Were drunk and serious. This will carry you through to the end. As will nagging suspicion that Heraclitus lives in your loins. Obscuros. Like Heraclitus we put βυθος in your deep dark. Every load brings strife. We hope your loads like ours rebel. We undo creation like master phantoms, our brilliant god cocks ripping and tearing veils of our human coma. All is trapped in birthshock. BIRTHSHOCK PERPETUALLY. But if your boner is real stronger perhaps tear the cocoon into greater realm where every boob is nice and every twat golden soaked butter basin begging bare begotten boners. Gods are OUR BITCHES and we shall rail them hard as ever and suicide them for this is way to rule. VENGEANCE to those. Await further orders.

Sincerely

Lord Gyges of Lydia and Lord Katzenjammer



Friday, January 7, 2011

Beagle


And I sat there on the Beagle. My leotard was streched and torn from the rigors of rape. On the fluffy head of the beagle lay my limp dick which had wormed its way through a hole in the leotard. It rested there dutiful and anxious. The night was not yet over for this avid and eager weinerwurst. The rain fell hard. Hard as a mean johnson between two brazilian titters. As the scent I had been awaiting reached my nose, my dick went full hard rocket. The recoil made it slap back down into the head of the Beagle, killing it instantly. The scent I had found was pussy and it was not very far away. Maybe two clicks to the northeast. I sprinted into the wilderness with my murderous woody leading the way. With each desperate stride the boner ripped more and more at my tattered leotard until it had the freedom to maneuver and swing violently. Soon we would feast on the sweet pink of puss, but I would forever miss my Beagle.






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